Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Week 13

I think we can officially call this the most competitive picks race ever.

After 12 weeks, just 1/100th of a point separates spots one through five in the standings, and there's a mere 4/100th between first and ninth. But as close as things are, the same people keep staying in pretty much the same spots - though there were a few changes over the past two weeks.

Rob grabbed first after Week 11 for the first time all season, but then he promptly blew it last weekend as Chris retook the top spot with his third weekly win of the season. His 37-11, fueled by a 13-2 showing in the NFL, beat Kristy, Cullen, me, Amy and Lonnie by two games. Still, Rob remains in second while Kristy stands alone in third despite being one of only four contestants who has yet to register a weekly triumph. Cullen has climbed to fifth, and I have fallen all the way to fifth.

Either we're all really good or we're all really bad, but nobody can seem to pull away.

In other news, as Cullen pointed out, Amy did indeed notch her first triumph of 2008 in Week 11 with a 34-11, though dad and Lane - the missing picks - actually did make things interesting with scores of 33-12 and 32-13, respectively.

I would remind you that I still haven't received entry coconuts from a number of you. You know who you are.

Here are the standings, followed by the games. We have a coveted Wednesday MAC contest, so don't forget.

Standings
Chris 34-8, 37-14, 35-13, 28-19, 28-19, 32-10, 30-16, 29-17, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 37-11 (344-162, .680)
Rob 31-11, 37-14, 31-17, 29-18, 29-18, 30-12, 29-17, 34-12, 29-18, 26-18, 31-14, 34-14 (344-165, .676)
Kristy 30-12, 39-12, 27-21, 31-16, 28-19, 31-11, 28-18, 32-14, 30-17, 26-18, 31-14, 35-13 (341-164, .675)
Cullen 35-7, 38-13, 31-17, 28-19, 26-21, 25-17, 27-19, 32-14, 31-16, 26-18, 32-13, 35-13 (340-166, .672)
Ron 33-9, 38-13, 37-11, 29-18, 27-20, 26-16, 27-19, 34-12, 27-20, 26-18, 27-18, 35-13 (339-167, .670)
Chip 33-9, 41-10, 32-16, 28-19, 30-17, 30-12, 25-21, 29-17, 28-19, 25-19, 27-18, 34-14 (337-170, .665)
Amy 32-10, 40-11, 29-19, 30-17, 28-19, 25-17, 24-22, 26-20, 30-17, 26-18, 34-11, 35-13 (335-172, .661)
Bob 31-11, 34-17, 31-17, 34-13, 26-21. 28-14, 24-22, 28-18, 34-13, 26-18, 27-18, 34-14 (333-174, .657)
Cheryl 29-13, 35-16, 33-15, 26-21, 27-20, 27-15, 27-19, 30-16, 33-14, 25-19, 29-16, 30-18 (325-181, .642)
Lonnie 30-12, 37-14, 28-20, 27-20, 26-21, 24-18, 28-18, 31-15, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 35-13 (322-184, .636)
Lane 30-12, 34-17, 30-18, 28-19, 27-20, 28-14, 25-21, 25-21, 28-19, 23-21, 32-13, 29-19 (316-193, .621)
Dad 28-14, 0-51, 30-18, 25-22, 32-15, 24-18, 22-24, 24-22, 29-18, 30-14, 33-12, 31-17 (308-194, .614)

Games
ACC
Miami at Georgia Tech (Thursday)
North Carolina State at North Carolina
Clemson at Virginia
Boston College at Wake Forest
Duke at Virginia Tech
Florida State at Maryland

SEC
Tennessee at Vanderbilt
Citadel at Florida
Arkansas at Mississippi State
Mississippi at Louisiana State

SoCon
Furman at Wofford
Elon at Liberty
Samford at Chattanooga
Appalachian State at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at California
Oregon State at Arizona
Texas Tech at Oklahoma

Scratchers
Ball State at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
Miami at Toledo (Friday)
Buffalo at Bowling Green (Friday)
Fresno State at San Jose State (Friday)
West Virginia at Louisville
Richmond at William & Mary
New Hampshire at Maine
Colorado State at Wyoming
Central Florida at Memphis
Illinois at Northwestern
Akron at Ohio
McNeese State at Central Arkansas
Brigham Young at Utah
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Iowa at Minnesota
Connecticut at South Florida (Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (Thursday)
Tampa Bay at Detroit
New York Jets at Tennessee
Buffalo at Kansas City
Chicago at St. Louis
New England at Miami
Minnesota at Jacksonville
Philadelphia at Baltimore
Houston at Cleveland
San Francisco at Dallas
Oakland at Denver
Washington at Seattle
New York Giants at Arizona
Carolina at Atlanta
Indianapolis at San Diego
Green Bay at New Orleans (Monday)

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll take the upset-minded Directional Michigan over Nutsack A&M.

Unknown said...

BALL STATE

Ron Wagner said...

I guess I too will go with Scrotum Tech.

Lonnie said...

Lonnie and Cheryl both take BALL STATE

Anonymous said...

ACC
MIAMI at Georgia Tech (The Hurricanes are my favorite BCS team)

North Carolina State at UNC (My favorite sweater is Carolina Blue!)

Clemson at UVA (Clemson sure had a disappointing season)

BC at Wake Forest (BC's coach has a name that's hard to spell)

Duke at VT (I hope everyone's emotionally healed from that campus shooting)

FSU at Maryland (I can't wait to see 4 Christmases!)

SEC
Tennessee at VANDY (The ACC comments were ghostwritten by a female. The moral is to be glad that Kristy, Amy and Cheryl don't make comments)

Citadel at FLORIDA (The Village People should think about making a comeback)

Arkansas at MISS ST (It's ok for a guy to carry a purse. Where else am I going to keep my NAMBLA membership card?)

Mississippi at LSU (Ooh, go Tigers. Growl! I am going to drink so many spritzers this weekend!)

SoCon (The SEC comments were ghostwritten by Lane. The moral is to not grab your ankles around Lane. I can joke about him because apparently he doesn't fight back and write long dissertations)

Furman at WOFFORD (I watched that FU-GSU game last week and can safely say that Furman beat themselves)

ELON at Puberty (The Flames are Lane's favorite team)

SAMFORD & SON at Chattanooga (I think Samford exceeded all expectations for their performance in the SoCon. Oddly enough, so has UTC)

ASU at Western Carolina (Elon surprised me last week. They definitely made App play poorly)

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CAL (I think in all of the years in this pool, no one has ever referenced pubic hair. If any9one did it was probably Ed)

ORGAN ST at Arizona (Arizona will lose to big organs, just look at the Presidential election. C'mon, we all know Obama is hung like a water buffalo)

Texas Tech at OKLAHOMO (The Pooners are going to ruin Rob's dreams)

Scratchers
Ball State at FUCKING CENTRAL MICHIGAN (way to go idiots. And I had to listen to that nutsack announcer refer to them as the Chips constantly. I kept waiting for Erik Estrada to show up)

Miami at TOLEDO (I think the reason I was making up ground in the pool was the lack of MAC games to pick. I guess I will know drop back with the likes of Lonnie)

BUFFALO at Blowing Green

FRESNO ST at San Jose State

WET VAGINA at Louisville

RICHMOND at William & Mary

New Hampshire at MAINE VEIN

Colorado State at WYOMING

Central Florida at MEMPHIS

ILLINOIS at Northwestern (By the way Bob, you are out of the Colin Skidmore loop because he is no longer DJ Noyz... he is now DJ C Nile)

AKRON at Ohio

McNeese State at C.ARKANSAS

Brigham Young at UTAH

Pittsburgh at CINCY

IOWA at Minnesota (in thanks for them knocking out Penn St)

Connecticut at S.FLORIDA

NFL
Cincinnati at PITZBURG (Roethlisberger v Fitzpatrick may set a record for longest QB names in the same game)

TB at Detroit (I hope the undercover gay QB can beat the overweight black QB)

New York Jets at TENNESSEE (I hope the recovering alcoholic QB can beat the painkiller addicted QB)

Buffalo at KC (c'mon Chiefs, you owe me one. I'm just hoping the generic white QB can beat the generic white QB)

CHICAGO at St. Louis (Neckbeard & The Bulge sounds like a good 70's buddy comedy)

NEW ENGLAND at Miami (I want to believe but I don't think the Wildcat will work this time)

MINNY at Jacksonville

Philadelphia at BALTIMORE

Houston at CLEVELAND STEAMER

San Francisco at PHALLUS

Oakland at DENVER

WASHINGTON at Seattle (We may see Shaun Alexander's revenge!)

NYG at Arizona

CAROLINA at Atlanta

INDY at San Diego

GREEN BAYSIDE HIGH at New Orleans

Ron Wagner said...

(Rob) will take CENTRAL MICHIGAN over ball sack state

Ron Wagner said...

Amy's...

WEDNESDAY PICK:

BALL STATE

THURSDAY PICKS:

GT
PITTSBURGH

Jed Eckert said...

MIAMI at Georgia Tech (Thursday)
North Carolina State at UNC
CLEMSON at Virginia
Boston College at WAKE
Duke at VT
FSU at Maryland

SEC
Tennessee at VANDY
Citadel at FLA
ARKY at Mississippi State
Mississippi at LSU

SoCon
FURMAN at Wofford
ELON at Liberty
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
AP at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CAL
OSU at Arizona
TTU at Oklahoma

Scratchers
BS at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
MIAMI at Toledo (Friday)
BUFFALO at Bowling Green (Friday)
FS at San Jose State (Friday)
WV at Louisville
Richmond at WM
NH at Maine
CS at Wyoming
Central Florida at MEM
Illinois at NW
Akron at OHIO
McNeese State at CA
Brigham Young at UTES
Pittsburgh at CINCY
Iowa at SOTA
Connecticut at SF(Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at PITT (Thursday)
BAY at Detroit
JETS at Tennessee
BUFFALO at Kansas City
BEARS at St. Louis
PATS at Miami
Minnesota at VILLE
Philadelphia at BALT
TEXAS at Cleveland
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DEN
WASH at Seattle
GIANTS at Arizona
Carolina at ATL
INDY at San Diego
Green Bay at NO (Monday)

Jed Eckert said...

And yes, I owe you. Can you email me your address?

Anonymous said...

Kritsty's Picks

MIAMI

PITTSBURGH

Ron Wagner said...

Gotta go with the Canes and the Squealers, as much as I want to root for Georgia Tech.

Lonnie said...

Lonnie's Thursday Pick's

MIAMI
PITTSBURGH

Cheryl's Thursday Pick's

GA TECH
PITTSBURGH

Unknown said...

I'll take TECH to throw a monkeywrench into the ACC title picture and PITTSBURGH.

Ron Wagner said...

Rob's picks. Nice showing Miami, by the way.

ACC
miami GT
ncsu UNC
clemson VIRGINIA (this is an important game still somehow)
bc WAKE
duke VIRGINIA TECH
florida state MARYLAND

SEC
tenn VANDERBILT (whaaaaaaaaaaaa?)
citadle FLORIDA
ARKANSAS miss st
ole miss LSU

SO CON
fuman WOFFORD (jordan sorrells is so cool)
ELON liberty
SAMFORD utc
APP the can't amounts

BIG 12 PAC 10
stnaford CALIFORNIA
OREGON ST arizona
TEXAS TECH ok (I am definately going with my heart on this one)

SCRATCH
miami TOLEDO
BUFFALO bowling green
fresno SAN JOSE ST
WEST VIRGINIA louisville
richmond BILL AND MARY
new hampshire MAINE
colorado st WYOMING
central florida MEMPHIS
illinois NW
AKRON ohio
mcneese st CENTRAL ARKANSAS
byu UTAH
pittrsburgh CINCINNATI
IOWA minnesota
UCONN south florida

NFL
cincy PITTSBURGH
TAMPA detroit
jets TENNESSEE
BUFFALO kc
CHICAGO st louis
NEW ENGLAND miami
minnesota JACKSONVILLE
philly BALTIMORE
houston CLEVELAND
san fran DALLAS
oakland DENVER
WASHINGTON seattle
GIANTS arizona
carolina ATLANTA
INDY san diego
green bay NEW ORLEANS

Ron Wagner said...

Amy's picks:

Week 13
ACC
Miami at GT (Thursday)
North Carolina State at NC
CLEMSON at Virginia
Boston College at WAKE
Duke at VT
Florida State at MARYLAND

SEC
Tennessee at VANDY
Citadel at FLORIDA
ARKANSAS at Mississippi State
Mississippi at LSU

SoCon
Furman at WOFFORD
Elon at LIBERTY
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
APP STATE at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CALIFORNIA
OREGON STATE at Arizona
Texas Tech at OKLAHOMA

Scratchers
BALL STATE at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
Miami at TOLEDO (Friday)
BUFFALO at Bowling Green (Friday)
Fresno State at SAN JOSE STATE (Friday)
WVU at Louisville
RICHMOND at William & Mary
NH at Maine
COLORADO STATE at Wyoming
Central Florida at MEMPHIS
Illinois at NW
AKRON at Ohio
McNeese State at C ARKANSAS
Brigham Young at UTAH
Pittsburgh at CINCINNATI
Iowa at MINNESOTA
CONN at South Florida (Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at PITTSBURGH (Thursday)
TAMPA BAY at Detroit
New York Jets at TN
BUFFALO at Kansas City
CHICAGO at St. Louis
New England at MIAMI
Minnesota at JAX
Philadelphia at BALTIMORE
Houston at CLEVELAND
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DENVER
WASHINGTON at Seattle
NY GIANTS at Arizona
CAROLINA at Atlanta
Indianapolis at SAN DIEGO
Green Bay at NEW ORLEANS (Monday)

Ron Wagner said...

Buffalo @ BLOWING GREEN
Miami @ TOLEDO POCKET ROCKETS
FRESNO @ San Jose

Ron Wagner said...

Chris takes:

BUFFALO
TOLEDO
FRESNO

Ron Wagner said...

1750 Meadowbrook Terrace
Hendersonville, NC 28791

Anonymous said...

Kristy's Picks:

ACC
MIAMI at Georgia Tech (Thursday)
North Carolina State at NC
CLEMSON at Virginia
BC at Wake Forest
Duke at VT
Florida State at MARYLAND

SEC
Tennessee at VANDERBILT
Citadel at FLORIDA
Arkansas at MISSISSIPPI STATE
Mississippi at LSU

SoCon
Furman at WOFFORD
ELON at Liberty
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
ASU at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CALIFORNIA
OREGON STATE at Arizona
Texas Tech at OKLAHOMA

Scratchers
BALL STATE at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
Miami at TOLEDO (Friday)
Buffalo at BOWLING GREEN (Friday)
Fresno State at SAN JOSE STATE (Friday)
WEST VIRGINIA at Louisville
RICHMOND at William & Mary
New Hampshire at MAINE
COLORADO at Wyoming
Central Florida at MEMPHIS
ILLINOIS at Northwestern
AKRON at Ohio
McNeese State at CENTRAL ARKANSAS
Brigham Young at UTAH
Pittsburgh at CINCINNATI
IOWA at Minnesota
CONNECTICUT at South Florida (Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at PITTSBURGH (Thursday)
TAMPA BAY at Detroit
New York Jets at TENNESSEE
BUFFALO at Kansas City
CHICAGO at St. Louis
NEW ENGLAND at Miami
Minnesota at JACKSONVILLE
Philadelphia at BALTIMORE
Houston at CLEVELAND
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DENVER
WASHINGTON at Seattle
NEW YORK GIANTS at Arizona
Carolina at ATLANTA
Indianapolis at SAN DIEGO
Green Bay at NEW ORLEANS (Monday)

Anonymous said...

Lonnie's Picks

MIAMI (OH)
BUFFALO
FRESNO STATE

Cheryl's Picks
BOWLING GREEN
TOLEDO
FRESNO STATE

Unknown said...

Full Disclosure: it's 10:35 on Friday night. I haven't seen scores, but feel free to disallow my picks.

BUFFALO
TOLEDO
FRESNO

Lonnie said...

Lonnie's Picks

Week 13
ACC
MIAMI at Georgia Tech (Thursday)
North Carolina State at NORTH CAROLINA
CLEMSON at Virginia
BOSTON COLLEGE at Wake Forest
Duke at VIRGINIA TECH
FLORIDA STATE at Maryland

SEC
Tennessee at VANDERBILT
Citadel at FLORIDA
ARKANSAS at Mississippi State
Mississippi at LOUISIANA STATE

SoCon
Furman at WOFFORD
ELON at Liberty
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
APPALACHIAN STATE at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CALIFORNIA
OREGON STATE at Arizona
TEXAS TECH at Oklahoma

Scratchers
BALL STATE at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
MIAMI at Toledo (Friday)
BUFFALO at Bowling Green (Friday)
FRESNO STATE at San Jose State (Friday)
WEST VIRGINIA at Louisville
RICHMOND at William & Mary
NEW HAMPSHIRE at Maine
COLORADO STATE at Wyoming
Central Florida at MEMPHIS
Illinois at NORTHWESTERN
AKRON at Ohio
McNeese State at CENTRAL ARKANSAS
Brigham Young at UTAH
Pittsburgh at CINCINNATI
Iowa at MINNESOTA
Connecticut at SOUTH FLORIDA (Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at PITTSBURGH (Thursday)
TAMPA BAY at Detroit
New York Jets at TENNESSEE
BUFFALO at Kansas City
CHICAGO at St. Louis
NEW ENGLAND at Miami
Minnesota at JACKSONVILLE
Philadelphia at BALTIMORE
Houston at CLEVELAND
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DENVER
WASHINGTON at Seattle
New York Giants at ARIZONA
CAROLINA at Atlanta
INDIANAPOLIS at San Diego
GREEN BAY at New Orleans (Monday)

Unknown said...

Cheryl's Picks

Week 13
ACC
Miami at GEORGIA TECH (Thursday)
North Carolina State at NORTH CAROLINA
CLEMSON at Virginia
BOSTON COLLEGE at Wake Forest
DUKE at Virginia Tech
FLORIDA STATE at Maryland

SEC
Tennessee at VANDERBILT
Citadel at FLORIDA
ARKANSAS at Mississippi State
Mississippi at LOUISIANA STATE

SoCon
FURMAN at Wofford
ELON at Liberty
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
APPALACHIAN STATE at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CALIFORNIA
Oregon State at ARIZONA
TEXAS TECH at Oklahoma

Scratchers
BALL STATE at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
Miami at TOLEDO (Friday)
Buffalo at BOWLING GREEN (Friday)
FRESNO STATE at San Jose State (Friday)
West Virginia at LOUISVILLE
RICHMOND at William & Mary
New Hampshire at MAINE
COLORADO STATE at Wyoming
CENTRAL FLORIDA at Memphis
Illinois at NORTHWESTERN
AKRON at Ohio
McNeese State at CENTRAL ARKANSAS
BRIGHAM YOUNG at Utah
PITTSBURGH at Cincinnati
IOWA at Minnesota
Connecticut at SOUTH FLORIDA (Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at PITTSBURGH (Thursday)
TAMPA BAY at Detroit
New York Jets at TENNESSEE
BUFFALO at Kansas City
CHICAGO at St. Louis
NEW ENGLAND at Miami
Minnesota at JACKSONVILLE
PHILADELPHIA at Baltimore
Houston at CLEVELAND
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DENVER
WASHINGTON at Seattle
NEW YORK GIANTS at Arizona
CAROLINA at Atlanta
INDIANAPOLIS at San Diego
Green Bay at NEW ORLEANS (Monday)

Ron Wagner said...

Chris Smith picks. I'm curious to see how many more triple-OT games Buffalo will pull out for him on the road.

Miami at GEORGIA TECH
North Carolina State at NORTH CAROLINA
CLEMSON at Virginia
Boston College at WAKE FOREST
Dook at VIRGINIA TECH
Florida State at MARYLAND

TENNESSEE at Vanderbilt
Citadel at FLORIDA
Arkansas at MISSISSIPPI STATE
Mississippi at LSU

Furman at WOFFORD
ELON at Liberty
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
APP.STATE at Western Carolina

Stanford at CALIFORNIA
OREGON STATE at Arizona
Texas Tech at OKLAHOMA

BALL STATE at Central Michigan
Miami at TOLEDO
BUFFALO at Bowling Green
FRESNO STATE at San Jose State
WEST VIRGINIA at Louisville
RICHMOND at William & Mary
NEW HAMPSHIRE at Maine
COLORADO STATE at Wyoming
Central Florida at MEMPHIS
ILLINOIS at Northwestern
AKRON at Ohio
McNEESE STATE at Central Arkansas
Brigham Young at UTAH
Pittsburgh at CINCY
IOWA at Minnesota
Connecticut at SOUTH FLORIDA

Cincy at PITTSBURGH
TAMPA BAY at Detroit
New York Jets at TENNESSEE
Buffalo at KANSAS CITY
CHICAGO at St. Louis
NEW ENGLAND at Miami
Minnesota at JACKSONVILLE
PHILLY at Baltimore
Houston at CLEVELAND
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DENVER
WASHINGTON at Seattle
NEW YORK GIANTS at Arizona
CAROLINA at Atlanta
INDY at San Diego
Green Bay at NEW ORLEANS

Unknown said...

Sorry about turning everything in so late this week. No excuse... I've just been slack.

ACC
Miami at Georgia Tech (Thursday)
North Carolina State at UNC
Clemson at VIRGINNY
Boston College at WAKE
Duke at VPI
FSU at Maryland

SEC
Tennessee at VANDY
Citadel at FLORIDA
ARKANSAS at Mississippi State
Mississippi at LSU

SoCon
Furman at WOFFORD (Alright, I really want to rant about last week's game. Forgive me but I froze my ass off sitting there watching the absolute shit-bomb that Bobby Lamb threw out there last week, so I earned it. I've never, ever, seen such a total pussy job of coaching in my life. First off, Furman's crack coaching staff had two weeks to plan for Georgia Southern. Now I think they changed quarterbacks, but still, when you let the visiting team march down the field in under 3 minutes and score off the opening kickoff, something in the preparation is missing. But when you fail, constantly, to move the ball at all on offense, that's a whole different story. It's not like Southern went off their normal gamplan on defense. And the crack staff couldn't figure out one single thing that would work against that defense all day long, save a few drives. And on those drives, there was nothing from the coaching and playcalling that showed me in the stands, or I assume the players on the field that the coaches felt that they had a chance in this game. For instance, at the end of the first half, instead of taking one shot at a TD that would cut it to 17-7, the Dins just lined up for a field goal and still had to kick off again. Nobody I talked to woul dhave done that. Then there was the fourth and four at the GSU 43 where they decided that a quick kick would work. The kick would have barely even gotten a first down as I think Sorrels kicked it 8 yards. I'm so fucking frustrated with this coaching staff. They need to go, it's time. Unfortunatley, Furman doesn't fire coaches... Fuckers.)
ELON at Liberty (Elon really needs this win)
SAMFORD at Chattanooga
ASU at Western Carolina

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at CAL
OREGON ST. at Arizona
Texas Tech at OKLAHOMA

Scratchers
Ball State at Central Michigan (Wednesday)
Miami at Toledo (Friday)
Buffalo at Bowling Green (Friday)
Fresno State at San Jose State (Friday)
West Virginia at LOUISVILLE
RICHMOND at William & Mary
UNH at Maine
Colorado State at WYOMING
Central Florida at MEMPHIS
Illinois at N'WESTERN
AKRON at Ohio
MCNEESE at Central Arkansas
Brigham Young at UTAH
Pittsburgh at CINCY
Iowa at MINNESOTA
Connecticut at USF (Sunday)

NFL
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (Thursday)
Tampa Bay at DETROIT
New York Jets at TENNESSEE
Buffalo at KANSAS CITY
CHICAGO at St. Louis
New England at MIAMI
Minnesota at JACKSONVILLE
Philadelphia at BALTIMORE
Houston at CLEVELAND
San Francisco at DALLAS
Oakland at DENVER
WASHINGTON at Seattle
New York Giants at ARIZONA
CAROLINA at Atlanta
INDY at San Diego
GREEN BAY at New Orleans (Monday

Ron Wagner said...

ACC
MIAMI at Georgia Tech Now I remember - Randy Shannon is the coach.

North Carolina State at SQUEALS State couldn't win this game when UNC sucked.

Clemson at VIRGINIA Rob's been desperately trying to sell the importance of this game to me. I guess he has a point: If Virginia makes it to the ACC championship, they can handle the crowd at Paladin Stadium so there will be no need to make that expensive trip to Florida in this shaky economy, and, two, if Virginia somehow won the ACC championship it would be perhaps the biggest step yet toward embarrassing the BCS out of existence. So, GO CAVS!

BC at Wake Forest Anybody else notice Wake sliding back to mediocrity? Grobe better start listening to offers again.

Duke at HOKEY POKEYS I'm starting to think Duke may not go to a bowl after all. I'm also starting to think they won't beat anyone this year worse than they beat Virginia.

NOLES at Maryland The Twerps are really pissing me off.

SEC
Tennessee at DANDY Boy, this is exactly the kind of game Dandy doesn't win. Favored? Over Tennessee? At home? They can't wipe the throw up off of themselves fast enough.

Citadel at GATORS WTF?

Arkansas at MSU I can find no reason to pick either of these teams.

Mississippi at LSU Assuming the Rebels are up 40 going into the fourth.

SoCon
Furman at WOFFORD Against Elon, App and Southern this year: 34 total Furman points. Sorrells: 1 touchdown, 4 interceptions. Fans: Thrilled we have another season with the athletically challenged coach's son under center. So THIS is what it was like to root for North Henderson at the end of Mac Cumbo's career.

feELONme at Liberty Speaking of wacky Christian schools, did you guys hear that Bob Jones has apologized for its racist past? That's all fine and good, but when are they going to apologize for uglying up so many potentially hot young girls and parading them up and down Wade Hampton Blvd. all day? It's like bizarro-Lexington Avenue.

SLAMFORD at Chattanooga I still don't know their mascot. Is it Bob Brackett?

SNATCHALACHIAN at Western Carolina The ACT remains convinced that this is a rivalry game.

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Stanford at GOLDEN BEARS It just hit me that having a "bears" mascot in the San Francisco bay area may not mean what we've all assumed it meant this whole time.

Oregon State at ARIZONA Pubic hair. There. I said it.

TEXAS TECH at Oklahoma What the hell.

Scratchers
GONAD ACADEMY at Central Michigan Thank God Chris didn't pick Central Michigan. They would have won in seven overtimes.

Miami at MUD HENS

Buffalo at BLOWING GREEN I can't let it go. Really, Chris? Buffalo in OT on the road in consecutive weeks? DAMMIT!

FRESNO at San Jose State

THE OTHER MOUNTAINEERS at Louisville

SPIDERS at William & Mary

New Hampshire at MAINE But anything can happen in the battle for the Brice-Cowell Musket

COLORADHO STATE at Wyoming Neither has a defense, but at least one has an offense. Fun fact: The Cowboys have held only one team all season under 10 points: Tennessee.

Central Florida at MEMPHIS UCF is terrible.

Illinois at NORTHWESTERN But I don't feel good about it.

ZIPS at Ohio

MCNEESE at Central Arkansas

Brigham Young at UTES Bring on Virginia in the BCS!

Pittsburgh at THE OTHER BEARCATS I have no idea how to pick either of these teams.

HAWKEYES at Minnesota

Connecticut at SOUTH FLORIDA

NFL
Cincinnati at SHITTSBURGH

New York Jets at TITANS I liked Kerry Collins better as the alcoholic racist who got beat up by his teammates and frequented Charlotte nudie bars. What's next, Morgan Freeman playing the grizzled, wise, sad-eyed protagonist in "The Rae Carruth Story"?

Buffalo at CHIEFS Trent Edwards - turns out he's not so good.

DA BEARS at St. Louis

SCREW ENGLAND at Miami

Minnesota at JACKSONVILLE

Philadelphia at BALLSMORE

Houston at BROWNS

San Francisco at PHALLUS

Oakland at DENVER

SKINS at Seattle But I don't feel good about it.

GIANTS at Arizona Ditto

PANTHERS at Atlanta Unless Jake throws for more than 86 yards.

Indianapolis at CHARGERS

Green Bay at SAINTS

Anonymous said...

Since I am bored as hell with the Thanksgiving games, I went ahead and tallied up the W/L for this week. Once again I only have the results for the picks posted on the message board...

Chip 34-15
Chris 33-16
Kristy,Cullen,Amy,Lonnie 31-18
Ron 29-20
Rob,Cheryl 28-21
Bob 26-23