Week 19 standings

Well, Little Robbie went all Doug Flutie on us and had his Hail Mary caught in the end zone, rolling to his second weekly win with a 29-9 that edged Amy by two games. That's the good news for for Taunty McShittalker. The bad news is that he threw the pass at the end of the third quarter, and as well as he did he only beat me and Chris by three games - not enough to gain much ground on the top of the overall standings.

Still, having the stones to pick Oregon pushed Rob and Amy ahead of everyone else, and that pick also vaulted Rob over Cullen and Kristy and into third place - by five ten-thousandths of a point. John Fox and Al Groh would definitely go into the prevent here while kneeling down on every offensive snap, so I encourage Rob to do the same.

Kristy struggled to a 20-18, which she got to drop, but it wasn't enough to keep me from passing her for second. Still, she, I, Rob and Cullen (25-13) remain in a virtual tie, with Amy just two games out of the money. This is crazy, man, this is crazy ...

Sadly for all of us, Chris kept a relatively firm grip on first with time running out. Even with the bowls counting double and the NFL triple, it's going to be tough to make up those nine games with two weeks left. Then again, I'm considering penalizing him nine games for sending all of his picks over the past two weeks via individual text message, so we'll see what happens.

Overall standings
(weekly win in bold; worst week in red)

1. Chris 34-8, 37-14, 35-13, 28-19, 28-19, 32-10, 30-16, 29-17, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 37-11, 33-16, 39-19, 26-7, 13-7, 14-16, 26-12 (509-242, .678)
2. Ron 33-9, 38-13, 37-11, 29-18, 27-20, 26-16, 27-19, 34-12, 27-20, 26-18, 27-18, 35-13, 29-20, 42-16, 25-8, 12-8, 16-14, 26-12 (500-251, .666)
3. Rob 31-11, 37-14, 31-17, 29-18, 29-18, 30-12, 29-17, 34-12, 29-18, 26-18, 31-14, 34-14, 28-21, 40-18, 19-14, 11-9, 18-12, 29-9 (487-245, .6653)
4. Kristy 30-12, 39-12, 27-21, 31-16, 28-19, 31-11, 28-18, 32-14, 30-17, 26-18, 31-14, 35-13, 31-18, 37-21, 26-7, 13-7, 19-11, 20-18 (494-249, .6648)
5. Cullen 35-7, 38-13, 31-17, 28-19, 26-21, 25-17, 27-19, 32-14, 31-16, 26-18, 32-13, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 24-9, 11-9, 14-16, 25-13 (497-254, .662)
6. Amy 32-10, 40-11, 29-19, 30-17, 28-19, 25-17, 24-22, 26-20, 30-17, 26-18, 34-11, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 22-11, 12-8, 17-13, 27-11 (484-251, .659)
7. Chip 33-9, 41-10, 32-16, 28-19, 30-17, 30-12, 25-21, 29-17, 28-19, 25-19, 27-18, 34-14, 34-15, 38-20, 18-15, 14-6, 0-30, 21-17 (487-264, .648)
8. Bob 31-11, 34-17, 31-17, 34-13, 26-21, 28-14, 24-22, 28-18, 34-13, 26-18, 27-18, 34-14, 26-23, 40-18, 22-11, 11-9, 16-14, 22-16 (470-265, .639)
9. Lonnie 30-12, 37-14, 28-20, 27-20, 26-21, 24-18, 28-18, 31-15, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 35-13, 31-18, 39-19, 23-10, 9-11, 20-10, 22-16 (483-278, .635)
10. Cheryl 29-13, 35-16, 33-15, 26-21, 27-20, 27-15, 27-19, 30-16, 33-14, 25-19, 29-16, 30-18, 28-21, 36-22, 20-13, 12-8, 12-18, 22-16 (469-282, .625)
11. Lane 30-12, 34-17, 30-18, 28-19, 27-20, 28-14, 25-21, 25-21, 28-19, 23-21, 32-13, 29-19, 21-28, 30-28, 24-9, 12-8, 14-16, 14-24 (440-303, .592)

Week 19 games

I'll have the standings out tonight or tomorrow or whenever I sober up, but in the meantime here are the games. This is it, people. Our last big week. Put up or shut up. And remember, like last year, the NFL playoffs count THREE games each. So you should definitely take the blindfold off before throwing the dart. Cheryl, I'm talking to you....

Bowls
Houston vs. Air Force (Wednesday)
Oregon State vs. Pittsburgh (Wednesday)
Boston College vs. Vanderbilt (Wednesday)
Kansas vs. Minnesota (Wednesday)
Louisiana State vs. Georgia Tech (Wednesday)
South Carolina vs. Iowa (Thursday)
Georgia vs. Michigan State (Thursday)
Nebraska vs. Clemson (Thursday)
Pennsylvania State vs. Southern California (Thursday)
Cincinnati vs. Virginia Tech (Thursday)
Mississippi vs. Texas Tech (Friday)
Kentucky vs. East Carolina (Friday)
Utah vs. Alabama (Friday)
Buffalo vs. Connecticut (Saturday)
Ohio State vs. Texas (Monday)
Ball State vs. Tulsa (Tuesday)

NFL playoffs
Indianapolis at San Diego (Saturday)
Atlanta at Arizona (Saturday)
Philadelphia at Minnesota (Sunday)
Baltimore at Miami (Sunday)

Week 18

And then there were two.

Lonnie said in your face, sucka, to anyone out there who predicted - or even bet money - that he'd go two full picks races without winning a week, notching a 20-10 that allowed him to edge Kristy by a game and Rob by two. All three were freakishly good in college, going 12-2, so the difference was NFL - and it tells you how fucked up the NFL was last week that Lonnie's 8-8 gave him the edge. Only Bob (10-6) and Amy (9-7) won more NFL games than they lost, with Rob carding a cool 6-10.

But the biggest news is that Cheryl and Lane have lost another member of their dwindling schnide club. Now there are only two people left who haven't won a week. Who thinks they'll both pull it off? Neither? Just one? Which one? This could be a really cool side pool ...

More developments:

• Five people dropped the week, including Chris, me, Cullen, Chip, Cheryl. As a result, the overall standings changed little, though Kristy cut a pretty big chunk out of Chris' lead and I, Cullen and Rob are in statistical dead heats for third. Then again, I did stretch my lead over Cullen from one one/thousandth of a point to three one/thousandths of a point, so he should probably just give up now.
  
• Chip made the curious decision to not participate a week after getting the win, carding an 0-30 that let Amy pass him for sixth. Has anyone talked to that blimey bloke? We should probably make sure he hasn't been taken out by Jason Bourne. Oh, come on, you guys didn't really think he was working overseas in media relations, did you? What do American companies need media relations in Europe for? They LOVE us.
  
• This is the second-to-last big week. Week 20 will be a compilation of the BCS title game and the NFL playoffs. And remember for our side pool, this is when Cheryl shines ...
  
• Dad's second straight 0-fer has given me permission to drop him from the overall standings. Just too much pressure from Lane I guess.

Here are the updated standings. As always, alert me to mistakes, and don't forget we have a game tonight:

Standings
(weekly win in bold; worst week in red)

1. Chris 34-8, 37-14, 35-13, 28-19, 28-19, 32-10, 30-16, 29-17, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 37-11, 33-16, 39-19, 26-7, 13-7, 14-16 (483-230, .677)
2. Kristy 30-12, 39-12, 27-21, 31-16, 28-19, 31-11, 28-18, 32-14, 30-17, 26-18, 31-14, 35-13, 31-18, 37-21, 26-7, 13-7, 19-11 (467-228, .672)
3. Ron 33-9, 38-13, 37-11, 29-18, 27-20, 26-16, 27-19, 34-12, 27-20, 26-18, 27-18, 35-13, 29-20, 42-16, 25-8, 12-8, 16-14 (474-239, .665)
4. Cullen 35-7, 38-13, 31-17, 28-19, 26-21, 25-17, 27-19, 32-14, 31-16, 26-18, 32-13, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 24-9, 11-9, 14-16 (472-241, .662)
5. Rob 31-11, 37-14, 31-17, 29-18, 29-18, 30-12, 29-17, 34-12, 29-18, 26-18, 31-14, 34-14, 28-21, 40-18, 19-14, 11-9, 18-12 (458-236, .660)
6. Amy 32-10, 40-11, 29-19, 30-17, 28-19, 25-17, 24-22, 26-20, 30-17, 26-18, 34-11, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 22-11, 12-8, 17-13 (457-240, .656)
7. Chip 33-9, 41-10, 32-16, 28-19, 30-17, 30-12, 25-21, 29-17, 28-19, 25-19, 27-18, 34-14, 34-15, 38-20, 18-15, 14-6, 0-30 (466-247, .654)
8. Bob 31-11, 34-17, 31-17, 34-13, 26-21, 28-14, 24-22, 28-18, 34-13, 26-18, 27-18, 34-14, 26-23, 40-18, 22-11, 11-9, 16-14 (448-249, .643)
9. Lonnie 30-12, 37-14, 28-20, 27-20, 26-21, 24-18, 28-18, 31-15, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 35-13, 31-18, 39-19, 23-10, 9-11, 20-10 (461-262, .638)
10. Cheryl 29-13, 35-16, 33-15, 26-21, 27-20, 27-15, 27-19, 30-16, 33-14, 25-19, 29-16, 30-18, 28-21, 36-22, 20-13, 12-8, 12-18 (447-266, .627)
11. Lane 30-12, 34-17, 30-18, 28-19, 27-20, 28-14, 25-21, 25-21, 28-19, 23-21, 32-13, 29-19, 21-28, 30-28, 24-9, 12-8, 14-16 (419-275, .604)

Week 18 games

I'll have the standings out tonight or tomorrow, but I wanted to make sure everyone had the games in time - especially that riveting Wednesday night matchup.

Bowls
Hawaii vs. Notre Dame (Wednesday)
Florida Atlantic vs. Central Michigan (Friday)
West Virginia vs. North Carolina
Wisconsin vs. Florida State
Miami vs. California
Northern Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech (Sunday)
North Carolina State vs. Rutgers (Monday)
Missouri vs. Northwestern (Monday)
Maryland vs. Nevada (Tuesday)
Oklahoma State vs. Oregon (Tuesday)
Western Michigan vs. Rice (Tuesday)

NFL
St. Louis at Atlanta
New England at Buffalo
Kansas City at Cincinnati
Detroit at Green Bay
Tennessee at Indianapolis
New York Giants at Minnesota
Carolina at New Orleans
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Oakland at Tampa Bay
Chicago at Houston
Jacksonville at Baltimore
Washington at San Francisco
Miami at New York Jets
Dallas at Philadelphia
Seattle at Arizona
Denver at San Diego

Week 17

And down the stretch we come.

There are four weeks left in our little race, but in all likelihood the next two will decide who's in the, uhhh, coconuts and who isn't. From now on, all college games will count double and there are about to be a lot of them in the form of bowls - starting with six this week highlighted by the much-anticipated Southern Miss-Troy game on Sunday. I'm totally kidding. Who the fuck cares about that game? But if that was the criteria for a bowl, we'd have about six so clearly it isn't the point.

Before we get started, however, there's the little matter of Week 16, and congrats to Chip for cherry-picking the victory with a 14-6 that edged, sigh, Chris and Kristy by a single game. His contest-best 12-4 in the NFL was the difference, and as a bonus Larry Wayne also crept back ahead of Amy in the overall standings for sixth overall.

The only other change in the overall standings was me going ahead of Cullen by a whopping thousandth of a point, but it's significant in that I'm back in the coconuts at third overall. Shouldn't be too hard to sit on that lead for a month.

Otherwise, things stayed about the same because we all had about the same score - save Lonnie and dad. Lonnie's bold moves left him at 9-11, which he got to drop, but having your worst week the week with the fewest games isn't really an optimal situation for your final score. That's what dad knew all along when he didn't bother to participate at all, notching his second 0-fer of the season, but he was comfortable in the knowledge that the Week 2 0-51 remains his worst performance.

Apparently, this few games didn't present enough of a challenge but Lane 'll take it. Looks like he'll hold Ed off for last after all.

Now for the moment you've all been waiting for: The answers to last week's trivia questions.

• What did the bubble boy's father do for a living? He was a Yoo-Hoo truck driver.
• What's the bubble boy's name? Donald
• Why didn't Jerry like his girlfriend in the bubble boy episode? Her laugh
• What kind of car is George driving on their way to the bubble boy's house? A Ford Taurus - mom's dream ride.
• Why can't Kramer go with them to the cabin in the bubble boy episode? He had a golf match at Westchester Country Club.
• What does Jerry write on the autographed picture he gives the waitress at the diner? Actually, I can't remember. Anyone?
• What does George pull out the whale's blowhole? A golf ball.
• What name does the guy who played Henri on Cheers share with a notorious serial killer, which is announced all over the stadium during his date with Elaine? Joel Rifkin.
• Why is this name announced in the stadium? Kramer can't get the ticket Joel left for him at will call.
• What does Jerry get caught doing by the model whose number he recently got? Picking his nose.
• Where did Jerry get said model's number? In an airplane.
• When Woody tells Henri "I thought I told you to get your hands off my girlfriend", what is Henri's reply? "And I thought I told YOU to get me a soda!"
• What's Woody's reply to Henri's reply? "Dang it. Got me on a technicality."

Wasn't that fun? Well, it was fun for me. Here are this week's games and the standings:

Week 17
FCS playoffs
Montana vs. Richmond (Friday)
Bowls
Wake Forest vs. Navy
Colorado State vs. Fresno State
Memphis vs. South Florida
Brigham Young vs. Arizona
Southern Mississippi vs. Troy (Sunday)
Boise State vs. Texas Christian (Tuesday)

NFL
Indianapolis at Jacksonville (Thursday)
Baltimore at Dallas (Saturday)
Cincinnati at Cleveland
San Francisco at St. Louis
New Orleans at Detroit
Pittsburgh at Tennessee
Miami at Kansas City
Arizona at New England
San Diego at Tampa Bay
Houston at Oakland
Buffalo at Denver
New York Jets at Seattle
Atlanta at Minnesota
Philadelphia at Washington
Carolina at New York Giants
Green Bay at Chicago (Monday)

Standings
(Weekly win bold; worst week in red)

1. Chris 34-8, 37-14, 35-13, 28-19, 28-19, 32-10, 30-16, 29-17, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 37-11, 33-16, 39-19, 26-7, 13-7 (455-211, .683)
2. Kristy 30-12, 39-12, 27-21, 31-16, 28-19, 31-11, 28-18, 32-14, 30-17, 26-18, 31-14, 35-13, 31-18, 37-21, 26-7, 13-7 (448-217, .674)
3. Ron 33-9, 38-13, 37-11, 29-18, 27-20, 26-16, 27-19, 34-12, 27-20, 26-18, 27-18, 35-13, 29-20, 42-16, 25-8, 12-8 (447-219, .671)
4. Cullen 35-7, 38-13, 31-17, 28-19, 26-21, 25-17, 27-19, 32-14, 31-16, 26-18, 32-13, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 24-9, 11-9 (446-220, .670)
5. Rob 31-11, 37-14, 31-17, 29-18, 29-18, 30-12, 29-17, 34-12, 29-18, 26-18, 31-14, 34-14, 28-21, 40-18, 19-14, 11-9 (440-224, .663)
6. Chip 33-9, 41-10, 32-16, 28-19, 30-17, 30-12, 25-21, 29-17, 28-19, 25-19, 27-18, 34-14, 34-15, 38-20, 18-15, 14-6 (441-226, .661)
7. Amy 32-10, 40-11, 29-19, 30-17, 28-19, 25-17, 24-22, 26-20, 30-17, 26-18, 34-11, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 22-11, 12-8 (440-227, .660)
8. Bob 31-11, 34-17, 31-17, 34-13, 26-21, 28-14, 24-22, 28-18, 34-13, 26-18, 27-18, 34-14, 26-23, 40-18, 22-11, 11-9 (432-235, .648)
9. Lonnie 30-12, 37-14, 28-20, 27-20, 26-21, 24-18, 28-18, 31-15, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 35-13, 31-18, 39-19, 23-10, 9-11 (441-252, .636)
10. Cheryl 29-13, 35-16, 33-15, 26-21, 27-20, 27-15, 27-19, 30-16, 33-14, 25-19, 29-16, 30-18, 28-21, 36-22, 20-13, 12-8 (421-245, .632)
11. Lane 30-12, 34-17, 30-18, 28-19, 27-20, 28-14, 25-21, 25-21, 28-19, 23-21, 32-13, 29-19, 21-28, 30-28, 24-9, 12-8 (405-259, .610)
12. Dad 28-14, 0-51, 30-18, 25-22, 32-15, 24-18, 22-24, 24-22, 29-18, 30-14, 33-12, 31-17, 29-20, 33-25, 20-13, 0-20 (390-272, .589)

Week 16

Score it Vegas 1, Rob's gut 0.

Rob went with his heart last week while Spawn of Satan Smith and Lucifer's Little Helper Kowalske stuck with their slavish worship of gambling odds, and it wasn't pretty for our hero. Heaven's rejects tied for the win with sizzling 26-7s, while Rob's feelings may have cost him any chance at the prize coconuts by leading him down a 19-14 road.

The result was Chris strengthening his overall lead yet again, with Kristy climbing back up to second overall and notching her first weekly win of the 2008 season (sort of). Rob? Well, this story's protagonist is face down in a gutter at fifth overall with Amy nipping at his heels. It's a fall worthy of an Illinois governor. Or really any governor these days. Jeez, those guys are scumbags.

In other news:

• I carded a 25-8 for third, allowing me to climb into a dead tie with Cullen (24-9) for third overall. We ruled largely because of our contest-best 13-3s in the NFL.
  
• Rob may have thrown in the towel, but Chip put his in one of those bazooka things they use at games and launched it into the second deck with a contest-worst 18-15 that dropped him to seventh and falling. This better not be because he's been watching too much soccer, but something has to explain that 8-8 in the NFL ...
• Lonnie (23-10) extended his lead over his wife (20-13), and note that now that she's slightly ahead of Lane in the standings I don't even use her name anymore. She's just a stereotypical label, as all women should be.
• Speaking of Lane (not to mention women), he bitch-slapped Ed (20-13) back into 12th with a strong 24-9 that shuffled the bottom of the standings for the second week in a row. This is what it would be like if the Lions and Bengals were in the division. In other words, fantastic.
• I think we can all assume from his silence that Lane is a good sport about all of our unsolicited cracks. Either that, or he's patiently preparing for the waiting period to be up on his high-powered rifle.
  

Here are the games, followed by the standings. As you can see, we have but two college games and a full NFL slate because bowls don't start for two Saturdays. So enjoy your extra drinking time, which in Chris and Kristy's case would be human blood.

FCS playoffs
Montana at James Madison (Friday)
Richmond at Northern Iowa

NFL
New Orleans at Chicago (Thursday)
Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Washington at Cincinnati
Detroit at Indianapolis
San Diego at Kansas City
Green Bay at Jacksonville
Seattle at St. Louis
San Francisco at Miami
Buffalo at New York Jets
Tennessee at Houston
Minnesota at Arizona
Denver at Carolina
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
New England at Oakland
New York Giants at Dallas
Cleveland at Philadelphia (Monday)

Standings
(weekly win in bold; worst week in red)

1. Chris 34-8, 37-14, 35-13, 28-19, 28-19, 32-10, 30-16, 29-17, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 37-11, 33-16, 39-19, 26-7 (442-204, .684)
2. Kristy 30-12, 39-12, 27-21, 31-16, 28-19, 31-11, 28-18, 32-14, 30-17, 26-18, 31-14, 35-13, 31-18, 37-21, 26-7 (435-210, .674)
3. Cullen 35-7, 38-13, 31-17, 28-19, 26-21, 25-17, 27-19, 32-14, 31-16, 26-18, 32-13, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 24-9 (435-211, .673)
4. Ron 33-9, 38-13, 37-11, 29-18, 27-20, 26-16, 27-19, 34-12, 27-20, 26-18, 27-18, 35-13, 29-20, 42-16, 25-8 (435-211, .673)
5. Rob 31-11, 37-14, 31-17, 29-18, 29-18, 30-12, 29-17, 34-12, 29-18, 26-18, 31-14, 34-14, 28-21, 40-18, 19-14 (429-215, .666)
6. Amy 32-10, 40-11, 29-19, 30-17, 28-19, 25-17, 24-22, 26-20, 30-17, 26-18, 34-11, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18, 22-11 (428-219, .662)
7. Chip 33-9, 41-10, 32-16, 28-19, 30-17, 30-12, 25-21, 29-17, 28-19, 25-19, 27-18, 34-14, 34-15, 38-20, 18-15 (427-220, .660)
8. Bob 31-11, 34-17, 31-17, 34-13, 26-21. 28-14, 24-22, 28-18, 34-13, 26-18, 27-18, 34-14, 26-23, 40-18, 22-11 (421-226, .651)
9. Lonnie 30-12, 37-14, 28-20, 27-20, 26-21, 24-18, 28-18, 31-15, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 35-13, 31-18, 39-19, 23-10 (415-231, .642)
10. Cheryl 29-13, 35-16, 33-15, 26-21, 27-20, 27-15, 27-19, 30-16, 33-14, 25-19, 29-16, 30-18, 28-21, 36-22, 20-13 (409-237, .633)
11. Lane 30-12, 34-17, 30-18, 28-19, 27-20, 28-14, 25-21, 25-21, 28-19, 23-21, 32-13, 29-19, 21-28, 30-28, 24-9 (393-251, .610)
12. Dad 28-14, 0-51, 30-18, 25-22, 32-15, 24-18, 22-24, 24-22, 29-18, 30-14, 33-12, 31-17, 29-20, 33-25, 20-13 (390-252, .607)

Week 15 standings

The key to the picks race has been discovered. It's called ignorance.

Just as soon as I decide to get out by not paying attention anymore, they pull me back in with my third win of the season that has me right back in the thick of things. My 42-16 was two games better than Rob, Cullen, Amy and Bob, and it allowed me to stop a month-long slide as I went from sixth back up to fourth, one game behind Cullen for third and two behind Rob for second.

And that was far from the only change in the standings after our last full week of college games - though Chris' 39-19 was good enough to keep him comfortably in first. Rob vaulted back up to second after falling to fourth, while Kristy's 37-21 dropped her from second all the way to fifth. At the bottom of the standings, meanwhile, Lonnie finally passed Cheryl, and, in the biggest news of all, Lane finally coughed up his lead over dad and took over last. His 30-28 allowed Ed to gain three games on him even though Ed was three games worse than anyone not named Lane. That means Lane is now losing to a guy with an 0-51 on his resume.

That, my friends, is what you call outdadding dad.

Other occurrences of note:

• Bob was a perfect 16-0 in the FCS playoffs because he had the balls to pick Weber State, but he blew it with a contest-worst 8-8 in the NFL.
• Cullen would have tied for the weekly win had he not changed two MAC games at the last second, both of which he lost. Then again, he also changed two other games that he ended up winning so I guess it evened out. As it was, he tied me for the best scratchers performance with a 7-3.
  
• Amy left the Baltimore-Cincy game out of her NFL picks, and I had to count it as a loss because Chip actually picked Cincinnati.
• Dad had UCLA beating California. Risky pick this season, and even riskier in a week where those two teams didn't play each other. Hey Lane, he's beating you ...
• Again, many thanks to Cullen for doing the standings for me, but, as always, I go back and double-check for the breakdown available on the Word document attachment I e-mail everyone. Our tallies matched perfectly with two exceptions: Cheryl was actually 36-22 instead of 38-20, and dad was 33-25 instead of 32-26. The world would have ended if we hadn't gotten those right, but, then again, Lonnie would probably still be getting his ass handed to him by his wife and Lane would still be in 11th, so I guess they were critical on some level.

Anyway, here are the standings. As I said, if you want to see the breakdown of the week open the Word document.

Standings
(Weekly win in bold; worst week in red)
Chris 34-8, 37-14, 35-13, 28-19, 28-19, 32-10, 30-16, 29-17, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 37-11, 33-16, 39-19 (416-197, .678)
Rob 31-11, 37-14, 31-17, 29-18, 29-18, 30-12, 29-17, 34-12, 29-18, 26-18, 31-14, 34-14, 28-21, 40-18 (410-201, .671)
Cullen 35-7, 38-13, 31-17, 28-19, 26-21, 25-17, 27-19, 32-14, 31-16, 26-18, 32-13, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18 (411-202, .670)
Ron 33-9, 38-13, 37-11, 29-18, 27-20, 26-16, 27-19, 34-12, 27-20, 26-18, 27-18, 35-13, 29-20, 42-16 (410-203, .669)
Kristy 30-12, 39-12, 27-21, 31-16, 28-19, 31-11, 28-18, 32-14, 30-17, 26-18, 31-14, 35-13, 31-18, 37-21 (409-203, .668)
Chip 33-9, 41-10, 32-16, 28-19, 30-17, 30-12, 25-21, 29-17, 28-19, 25-19, 27-18, 34-14, 34-15, 38-20 (409-205, .666)
Amy 32-10, 40-11, 29-19, 30-17, 28-19, 25-17, 24-22, 26-20, 30-17, 26-18, 34-11, 35-13, 31-18, 40-18 (406-208, .661)
Bob 31-11, 34-17, 31-17, 34-13, 26-21. 28-14, 24-22, 28-18, 34-13, 26-18, 27-18, 34-14, 26-23, 40-18 (399-215, .650)
Lonnie 30-12, 37-14, 28-20, 27-20, 26-21, 24-18, 28-18, 31-15, 28-19, 26-18, 28-17, 35-13, 31-18, 39-19 (392-221, .639)
Cheryl 29-13, 35-16, 33-15, 26-21, 27-20, 27-15, 27-19, 30-16, 33-14, 25-19, 29-16, 30-18, 28-21, 36-22 (389-224, .636)
Dad 28-14, 0-51, 30-18, 25-22, 32-15, 24-18, 22-24, 24-22, 29-18, 30-14, 33-12, 31-17, 29-20, 33-25 (370-239, .608)
Lane 30-12, 34-17, 30-18, 28-19, 27-20, 28-14, 25-21, 25-21, 28-19, 23-21, 32-13, 29-19, 21-28, 30-28 (369-242, .604)

Week 15

No, I still haven't done the standings. Bite me. Here are this week's games, which are important because we have a game tonight. Well, perhaps I use the word "game" a little loosely, but there were pretty slim pickins for Week 15. As promised, there are way fewer matchups, so lack of research time can't be your excuse for sucking.

And remember, again, that the FCS playoff games count double. I'll do the standings tonight. Promise.

ACC
Boston College vs. Virginia Tech

SEC
Alabama vs. Florida

FCS playoffs
Richmond at Appalachian State
Weber State at Montana
Villanova at James Madison
New Hampshire at Northern Iowa

Big 12/Pac 10 headliners
Missouri vs. Oklahoma
Arizona State at Arizona

Scratchers
Middle Tennessee at Louisiana-Lafayette (Wednesday)
Pittsburgh at Connecticut
South Florida at West Virginia
Cincinnati at Hawaii
Western Kentucky at Florida International

NFL
Oakland at San Diego (Thursday)
Jacksonville at Chicago
Minnesota at Detroit
Houston at Green Bay
Cleveland at Tennessee
Cincinnati at Indianapolis
Atlanta at New Orleans
Philadelphia at New York Giants
Kansas City at Denver
Miami at Buffalo
New York Jets at San Francisco
New England at Seattle
St. Louis at Arizona
Dallas at Pittsburgh
Washington at Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Carolina (Monday)